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I'm not sure I know where to start.
"How bad could it be?" I told myself, obviously not knowing the barrage of sexism, racism, homophobia, fart jokes, domestic abuse as humor, slut shaming, rewarding men for cheating, pop culture references in lew of actual jokes. That list kind of got away from me, but can you blame me? I just watched the film equivalent of botched frontal lobotomy. At times I found myself mouth agape unable to move.
seriously, I'm not sure where to start.
every woman in this movie is called "bitch" like 94 times. I'm not making a political statement (not that, respecting women should be. that's just common decency). There are movies I like full of this kind of sexism, but holy shit this movie is gratuitous. There is also a lot of domestic abuse (both ways) played for jokes.
but Marlon Wayans fucks a wooden doll for like... I don't know... 500 hours in like 5 different scenes, so sexism isn't really the sticking point. This movie (quite like sexism) is the embodiment of stupidity. Marlon Wayons drops a safe on his dog, squishing it. and then they just riff that joke FOREVER.
Fuck this movie.
I feel the need to apologize to some of the other films I've been less than kind to. So Master of Disguise, Russell Madness, I'm sorry you guys. You're not so bad. I mean you're awful, but relatively speaking you're goddamned masterpieces. I'd watch the turtle scene from master of disguise on repeat for the rest of my life before sitting through this pile of godless horse dicks ever again.
Fuck this movie.
fuck Marlon Wayans.
Fuck this movie.
Should you watch this movie? Fuck this movie.
How can you watch this movie? Fuck this movie.
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